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The official will DodgyAgent make it back alive from Antigua thread
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The official will DodgyAgent make it back alive from Antigua thread
15Yep, royally fooked40.00%6He'll be fine13.33%2He will bottle it and won't go26.67%4AndyW is the tour guide20.00%3Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPoll to follow.
Where is the "He'll bottle it and instead spend the week interviewing IT contractors" option?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone -
Isn't Antigua on the Home Office list of places to avoid at the moment due to it's political situation?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Yep, but I recommend he just keeps his head down, and does low profile things like swimming. At least the sharks are guaranteed to leave him alone out of professional courtesy.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIsn't Antigua on the Home Office list of places to avoid at the moment due to it's political situation?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I wonder if we'll find out where DA went for his hols today?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Nowhere exotic, I shouldn't imagine. My agent told me that agents work for a pittance.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI wonder if we'll find out where DA went for his hols today?Comment
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No - the risk relates to an infestation of recruitment agents.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIsn't Antigua on the Home Office list of places to avoid at the moment due to it's political situation?Comment
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When do we declare DodgyAgent MIA and hold a service?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I can wee on your shoes if you like, will that do?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWhen do we declare DodgyAgent MIA and hold a service?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Do I look Australian?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI can wee on your shoes if you like, will that do?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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