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I hate Mondays

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    #11
    Originally posted by Jubber View Post
    Her indoors was telling me that today is the worst day of the year for feeling depressed. She read it in the paper so it must be true.
    That's Monday 24th. Still at least I have this to look forward to.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Dull and grey. Whole week in front of me. Weekend could not be further away.
      How do the panel cope with a case of the Monday blues?

      Drugs.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Weekend could not be further away.
        It could. On a Monday, the weekend is only 1 day away. The furthest away it can be is on Wednesday, when it will be 3 days away in both directions.

        I hope that cheers you up,

        tl

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Dull and grey. Whole week in front of me. Weekend could not be further away.
          How do the panel cope with a case of the Monday blues?

          Find work I enjoy doing.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Find work I enjoy doing.
            Sicko
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Dull and grey. Whole week in front of me. Weekend could not be further away.
              How do the panel cope with a case of the Monday blues?

              easy: totm

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                #17
                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                easy: totm
                Need to narrow that down. Lots of possibilites for that acronym.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Need to narrow that down. Lots of possibilites for that acronym.
                  ok
                  how
                  about:

                  kerching!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    ok
                    how
                    about:

                    kerching!
                    No that's a different acronym. Start with T.O.T.M. and then we can move onto K.E.R.C.H.I.N.G.

                    HTH
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #20
                      T.O.T.M. = Think of the Missus
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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