Happy Birthday to me!

[expat]

Thank you. If I only brighten one day then my clients have spent wisely in paying me to surf the net.

LOL

[threaded]

Birthday cards still turning up. Opened one letter an' the card appeared gummed up. I thought "Cheap so and so sending me a used card" so I started to read it.

Front piece said nice stuff like 'friendly, clever, full of fun',

"Yeah yeah, of course" I thought "still gummed up though innit"

then on the back it said...

"I can't believe you actually tried to open it!!"

Doh!