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Happy Birthday to me!
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They and the kids are all over here in snowy Denmark already. Today I guess they are setting up a surprise party for when I get home.
Which is nice.
Anyways, about the CSA, I have a turnkey solution I developed some time back, extended from stuff I wrote that is already used by the Danish Government. HMG can have it for £500 million, which you'd agree is an absolute bargain.
So it would appear the CSA is avoiding me...Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Many happy tax returns.Originally posted by threadedHappy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to meeeeeeee!
Happy Birthday to me!

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Why, thank you. That was nice.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Many happy returns old fruit, this board would be less entertaining without you.
On the "making you not have any more" part of this thread, the Gunman is available for reasonable rates. Dont take it personally, I have a business to run. I am sure you understand.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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I'm all for free enterprise, so don't worry I will do my utmost not to get in your way.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Happy Birthday mate...Originally posted by threadedHappy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to meeeeeeee!
Happy Birthday to me!
The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Thank you too.
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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memories
Yes many happy returns to you.
I only managed to survive some brain death inducing contracts due to the "Fiddle/Threaded Show" on this board. Very amusing.
I equally miss PF and the Rogerer Of Rabbits.
Who can forget the Valentine poem contest of many years ago and the bottle of bubbly ...
Not to mention Xog and BGGs' stories.Comment
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Thank you. If I only brighten one day then my clients have spent wisely in paying me to surf the net.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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