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What is your ideal career?
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI can't boast with my tongue sticking out like that.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWhen you find out what I'm good at and just how good I am you'll be paying me for it.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Oh dear. A 'personality profile test'.
Another Heap of Wank™.
Fine for children and idiots. Utterly and completely useless for the self-aware, the soft-skilled, polymaths and anyone else with any interest in self-development.
Good for putting people in little, inappropriate boxes and telling said caged pet that this is the only world they are fit for. I.e. permies.
For some years, whenever presented with a personality profile test (usually just 10 f**king questions) I inform the HR tart in front of me that I would not work for any organisation that uses such pathetic and brainless selection criteria.
FFS, we're human. We can hunt, we can nurture. We can kill, we can heal. We can be cruel, we can rescue. We can invent, create, build and destroy. We can all cook, clean, think, communicate, reproduce, travel, imagine, sit, stand, paint, sing, laugh, cry.
We can all do anything to varying degrees. We are, by far, the most flexible and adaptable species on Earth.
Reject profiling. It is a self-imposed cell.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOh dear. A 'personality profile test'.
Another Heap of Wank™.
Fine for children and idiots. Utterly and completely useless for the self-aware, the soft-skilled, polymaths and anyone else with any interest in self-development.
Good for putting people in little, inappropriate boxes and telling said caged pet that this is the only world they are fit for. I.e. permies.
For some years, whenever presented with a personality profile test (usually just 10 f**king questions) I inform the HR tart in front of me that I would not work for any organisation that uses such pathetic and brainless selection criteria.
FFS, we're human. We can hunt, we can nurture. We can kill, we can heal. We can be cruel, we can rescue. We can invent, create, build and destroy. We can all cook, clean, think, communicate, reproduce, travel, imagine, sit, stand, paint, sing, laugh, cry.
We can all do anything to varying degrees. We are, by far, the most flexible and adaptable species on Earth.
Reject profiling. It is a self-imposed cell.Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostSo what did you get?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
some long winded, uninteresting ranty style guff from CUK's own village idiot
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostSo what did you get?
(it will be INTJ as he shows all the traits of being that).merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOh dear.
And of course I am not simply a tester. My 'career' does not define my life or my character.
I am a technologist, an entrepreneur, a scientist, an adventurer, an athlete, an (piss)artist, a hunter, a gastronome, a romantic and a lover of life. Software testing is just a convenient way to bring in some money to do all the stuff that means so much more to me.Last edited by Mich the Tester; 14 January 2011, 14:22.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYep. I always wondered what kind of terrible accident, nurtured, genetic or otherwise, would lead someone to become an 'HR Manager' or a 'careers advisor', and consider them the least suitable people to advise me on what to do with my life.
Those that can do. Those that can't teach. Those that can't teach consult.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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