Get rich quick schemes

[Tingles]

They're a cynical bunch on here Tingles pay no notice.

Ever since my lottery win where I shagged Kylie Minogue and her sister an hour after I got the check I've learned to ignore the haters.

Good for you - lucky blighter!


Tone

[MaryPoppins]

They're a cynical bunch on here Tingles pay no notice.

Ever since my lottery win where I shagged Kylie Minogue and her sister an hour after I got the check I've learned to ignore the haters.

Cheque, yanky doodle.

[MarillionFan]

Cheque, yanky doodle.

Pedant. Desperate Dan. Dandy.

[PRC1964]

I have a plan for making approx a couple of million over the weekend.

Basically me and a couple of mates will travel to Turin by car and knock over a Gold bullion truck.

I understand that fuel is expensive so we'll most likely use small cars like minis or similar.

I have a mate who's got a bit of a penchant for ladies with big bottoms but he's a technical wizzkid. He's going to sort out the traffic issues.

I also have a mate who works for Daves Coaches. He's going to nick one of the buses for the weekend on the pretence of taking a Saga trip to see the Alps.

I know this girl in my local who's a dab hand with explosives. Rumour is she'll blow anything, which is nice.

Wish me luck.

You're basing your plan around Xoggoth? He can't even get his van to run.