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    #11
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Massive fake boobs and lips though eh CM
    and your other 1/2 is thick as tulip and ugly as ****? (Allegedly)
    Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
    Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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      #12
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      I don't wear fake tan, sunbeds or real sun for me


      and skin cancer

      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        #13
        Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
        and your other 1/2 is thick as tulip and ugly as ****? (Allegedly)
        Hate to burst your bubble luv, but I'm not actually Jordan.

        HTH
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #14
          Originally posted by norrahe View Post


          and skin cancer



          Cheery!
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #15
            Originally posted by norrahe View Post


            and skin cancer

            Oh well, I'll die happy and looking my best then.
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #16
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Oh well, I'll die happy and looking my best then.
              One word - cryo

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                #17
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Oh well, I'll die happy and looking my best then.
                My father in law is a great sun worshipper. He has dark
                leathery skin and is loaded.

                The wife wants a new leather sofa.

                I see an opportunity here...
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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