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    CUK Sockie day

    I think there should be a day on here where sockies can be registered with strict rule: one sockie per master, then they can post and people can try to guess who is the master.

    The person who gets most hits wins...

    #2
    In other words, a CUK masked ball.

    It'll still be the same ole posters, though.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      I think there should be a day on here where sockies can be registered with strict rule: one sockie per master, then they can post and people can try to guess who is the master.

      The person who gets most hits wins...
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      In other words, a CUK masked ball.

      It'll still be the same ole posters, though.
      Ok. I'll go first.

      You two are pair of f**kwits.

      Can you guess which poster I really am?
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Ok. I'll go first.

        You two are pair of f**kwits.

        Can you guess which poster I really am?
        Yes. You're the one that goes:

        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?
        - What a f**kwit you are
        - I sell things in my shop
        - you're a bedwetter
        - I've got a shop, don't you know
        - FFS, go away
        - Want some furniture? I've got a shop. Did you know I've got a shop?

        After that it gets a bit repetitive.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          I actually read all that.

          but im confused, who is it that has a shop ?





          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

            -some guff

            .
            You bedwetter.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              I actually read all that.

              but im confused, who is it that has a shop ?





              I think he means Mohammed Al Fayed.

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                #8
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                I think he means Mohammed Al Fayed.
                oh. that cnt phew

                for a minute I thought he was having a go at MF.

                at least MF is OUR cnt

                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  You bedwetter.
                  Did you know I've got a shop?
                  ftfy.

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