Nightmare Accomodation Scenario

[MaryPoppins]

mp, i am dying to tell you my toothbrush anecdote now. ooo and i have an electric toothbush story as well

PM me then EO, liven up my Friday night.

[Paddy]

Just one more thing. Yesterday she locked me in. I went to the front door to go to work & she'd locked it on the mortice lock - I only have the yale key. Mobile phone was dead (left charger outside in car) so I couldn't phone her. All windows with window locks & couldnt find any keys. Finally managed to get attention of a passer by by jumping around like a lunatic in front of the living room window & he knocked up the neighbours. Took nearly 2 hours in all. When she finally came to let me out all the cheeky cow could say was that at least I'd had plenty of time for a relaxing breakfast. And you say you're crying!

Go and buy a sexy pair of size 10 panties and leave them in the couple's bed. The wait for the evening.

[EternalOptimist]

PM me then EO, liven up my Friday night.

well one of them I can tell publicly.
I have no way of knowing if this is true, but it was a story that went the rounds in Liverpool a couple of decades ago.

A family from Bootle were on the hols on the costa del sol, and the apartment was turned over by burgulars. they stripped the joint, apart from the bathroom, and for some strange reason they didnt nick the expensive camera. So the family replaced what items they could afford to, and made do.

when they got home they had their films developed, and one shot, from the night of the break-in, was of four male Spanish bums, bent over with four toothbrushes shoved up where the sol dont shine