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    #11
    remember when they finally relaxed the 'no drinks or food' at the keyboard rule, and you had your first curry 'on the job'

    yum yum


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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      remember when you had a keypad condom with the EDT keystrokes on.

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        #13
        I can remember Sinclair Microdrives. Whooooosht clickety whoooooosht GRRRRRRRR!

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          #14
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          remember when they finally relaxed the 'no drinks or food' at the keyboard rule, and you had your first curry 'on the job'

          yum yum


          Disgusting.

          Having a curry while having a shag. You have taken it to a new low.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Pah. This industry's being going downhill ever since ISAM displaced hashed indexing. The kids today have it too easy.
            ISAM used hash tables which were used as indexes and ISAM was replaced by VSAM (Very Silly Access Method or VSAM ist grausam.)
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #16
              I remember going into my Dad's work in the 70s and the computer took up a whole room, no monitor, just a keyboard in the middle of the room and a printer.

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                #17
                I remember when I could work with my ipod on. That was last year. Now they have decided to ban that. Concentrating is bloody hard with people talking tulipe around here
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                  I remember when I could work with my ipod on. That was last year. Now they have decided to ban that. Concentrating is bloody hard with people talking tulipe around here
                  Thats your cue to stand up and shout - "Shut the F up!" I do it regularly. It's very satisfying, although my colleagues look horrified.
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Ah yes. Disk packs. Never had the multiplatter version.

                    The GA16-220 mini used cartridge drives with a fixed 5Mb platter & a removable 5Mb platter in a cartridge.

                    I rebuilt a cartridge once.
                    I started as a trainee operator 28 years ago. I used to change 200Mb disk platters (we had 5 washing machine drives!), change tapes, punch cards and vacuum out the line printer (remember line printers?). I remember when we got our first desktop and everyone on the floor below came up to look at it.
                    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
                      I started as a trainee operator 28 years ago. I used to change 200Mb disk platters (we had 5 washing machine drives!), change tapes, punch cards and vacuum out the line printer (remember line printers?). I remember when we got our first desktop and everyone on the floor below came up to look at it.
                      I remember SMD disk pack drives, I was a mainframe engineer many years ago.

                      Line printers with 164 column hammer banks, those took actual engineering skill to align so that the flight times were correct for each hammer.

                      1" Keystone tape drives and skewing the heads were fun

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