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    The Daily WTF

    I'm sure many of you read The Daily WTF

    Anyone have a WTF story to liven up this utterly tedious first day back at client co?

    #2
    Originally posted by jmo21 View Post
    Anyone have a WTF story to liven up this utterly tedious first day back at client co?
    First? No skiving Bank Holidays here, third for us...
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      First? No skiving Bank Holidays here, third for us...
      Depending on your point of view one of us is a WTF!!

      More money, or more holidays?

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        #4
        Originally posted by jmo21 View Post
        I'm sure many of you read The Daily WTF

        Anyone have a WTF story to liven up this utterly tedious first day back at client co?
        Bob, was this you?

        "I found this line of code while doing some cleanup," Adam Aldrich writes, "this has to be the worst way to set a boolean variable to false."

        bool memberHasFingerprint = bool.Parse(bool.FalseString);
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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