Jury Service Summons

[Clippy]

What's that got to do with anything ? Where is the white lie ? Re-read the post.

Suggest you re-read my post - highlighted the keyword for you: It appears the OP isn't adverse to the potential odd white lie to HMG.

With respect your OP, why not return the Jury summons with the actual reasons you have stated?

Because you know/suspect they will be rejected hence what you are actually asking is "what lie can I tell that will get me out of jury service".

[thunderlizard]

Being on the bench, I'd be tempted to get it over and done with. If you defer it, the next summons you get might be in the middle of a contract and cost you proper money. Of course it's all finger-in-the-air stuff.

[AtW]

I wonder how many people on here would refuse to be in the jury when Blair is finally on trial

[MarillionFan]

It's fairly straight forward. Just use the following lines when first spoken to.

1) The Michael Barrymore case - 'I hate poofters me!' - Juror is prejudiced.
2) The OJ Simpson case - 'I hate n******* me!' - Juror is racist
3) The Emmelline Pankhurst case - 'The Vote! You must be ******* joking!' - Juror is sexist
4) The Gary Glitter case - 'I love him. I think he's brilliant' - Juror is

[AtW]

It's fairly straight forward. Just use the following lines when first spoken to.

1) The Michael Barrymore case - 'I hate poofters me!' - Juror is prejudiced.
2) The OJ Simpson case - 'I hate n******* me!' - Juror is racist
3) The Emmelline Pankhurst case - 'The Vote! You must be ******* joking!' - Juror is sexist
4) The Gary Glitter case - 'I love him. I think he's brilliant' - Juror is

5) In MarillionFan vs People can - Juror: "I want out because he'll punch me again!"

[MarillionFan]

5) In MarillionFan vs People can - Juror: "I want out because he'll punch me again!"

6) AtW - 'Sorry no fixed abode'

[DimPrawn]

I'll give you one good advice - be FOOKING grateful you live in a country where, in the unfortunate event of being charged with something serious, you'd be able to expect a group of your peers to pass a judgement rather than having a judge rubber stamp prosecution claims.

Presumably you earn a lot doing contracting - one big reason why you can do it is because of rule of law in this country, and independence of judicial branch, which in large part is due to jury service.

So do you ******* duty.

WHS.

[AtW]

WHS.

You live up norf now, do they even have court system there?

Probably not given that you've voluntarily moved there.

[MarillionFan]

You live up norf now, do they even have court system there?

Probably not given that you've voluntarily moved there.

Did you and Dimprawn just agree on something???

I must be on the wrong site.

[AtW]

Did you and Dimprawn just agree on something???

We've also just agreed to retire your character as too dull and too violent.

You've got time till tomorrow morning to make peace with people on here...