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Have you ever drunk your own urine?
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhy? The digestive tract uses energy to overcome osmosis... IIRC something like 80% of the water that is excreted at one point is then reabsorbed later, or something like that anyway. Doesn't mean the thing's not a myth for other reasons of course.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostI had the worst tulips of my life in Bali a couple of months ago, I was drinking 2 litres of water an hour to replace what was coming out the other side. I thought that not drinking water would eventually stop the runs but it was explained to me that the water is taken out the system in the upper intestine and the body is flushing the bowel out by pushing the water back in at a later stage. Fluid intake or no fluid intake the body will still be pouring water into the bowel.
shat himself to death he did. 18 stone when he went out there, only weighed 9 pounds eleven ounces when he came back. just a bit of wrinkled skin and a worn out anus, that was all that was left. tragic. tragic
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Bali is just a toxic place to westeners, got a bite on my big toe there about 10 years ago and my leg looked like a Callaway Big Bertha.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostBali is just a toxic place to westeners, got a bite on my big toe there about 10 years ago and my leg looked like a Callaway Big Bertha.
blah blah blah. thats all they hear. im sure they think Im making half of it up.
listen, talking about Glasgow, did I ever tell you about my mate ??
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postjust a bit of wrinkled skin and a worn out anus
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm sure there's a joke there about a CUK poster, but buggered if I can see it.
I suggested stretching him out and using him as a Japanese flag, but they wouldnt have it. said it was undignified
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So which one of us is going to test the theory?
No drinking water for two days and squirting salty fluid up the back passage for hydration.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostSo which one of us is going to test the theory?
No drinking water for two days and squirting salty fluid up the back passage for hydration.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostSo which one of us is going to test the theory?
No drinking water for two days and squirting salty fluid up the back passage for hydration.
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