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    #11
    I buy the thing from John Lewis and it's pretty heavy, the girl at the desk cannot swipe the security tag so I am giving her a hand moving this box about the counter, when I exit the store the alarms go off and I wait for 30 seconds, then I think "I have paid for this, not my problem". As I get to the shopping center doors security guards swarm the exits, perfectly timed one of them sticks his finger to his ear piece, "huh?, OK" then they all walk away.

    She is getting 2 pairs of socks next year and a satsuma.

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      #12
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      She is getting 2 pairs of socks next year and a satsuma.
      You can't beat a satsuma.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #13
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        You can't beat a satsuma.
        Wise words. Any attempt to beat a satsuma will result in a squashed satsuma.
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #14
          Originally posted by minestrone View Post

          Buy her a B&W zepplin for xmas and she loses her iTouch last night in a taxi.
          You bought your wife an airship for Christmas?!

          Gotta concede, that's class. But where on Earth will she keep it?
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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