Ten things to do before you die/30/40(delete as applicable)

[MarillionFan]

I made up a list in my mid twenties of things I would like to do before I die, some I have managed, some I havent but theres still time.

These are mine(in no particular order)

1. Steal a Police Car - Not done yet but opportunity was there once when I sat in the driving seat with the engine running while the police bolted after someone. They shouted back - i legged it (Alchohol involved)
2. Sex with two swedish lesbians - Not done yet
3. Own a shop - Done that
4. Own three houses - Done that
5. Own a Pub - Still Waiting
6. Appear in a film - Not done but I reckon Bollywood is the place to try
7. Travel the World - Done that
8. Visit every country on the planet - Yeh stuggling with that
9. Go into Space - One day, one day
10. Run for MP - Not yet, but easy to do.

Bollywood this year I reckon.

[wendigo100]

Each to his own. I couldn't be arsed with nine of them.

[Joe Black]

1) steal air-force 1
2) sex with two swedish siamese twins
3) own a bar
4) drink all the profits
5) be so rich that I don't know how many bars I own, or how much profit I make
6) make and star in my own film involving two swedish lesbians
7) travel to the end of the world (and prove it exists!)
8) visit every planet in our solar system
9) enter a blackhole
10) run for president of the galaxy

You've gotta aim high...

[wendigo100]

Hmmm... number nine. I know just the gal...

[Joe Black]

set myself up for that one didn't I...

[Francko]

Bollywood this year I reckon.

This speech clearly shows you don't know the secret of life.

[threaded]

I've done everything I ever wanted too.

I now spend quite a bit of time dreaming up new, and interesting things, to do.

[Fleetwood]

Threaded. "to".

MF

2. Sex with two swedish lesbians

If they were lesbians, they wouldn't be interested in you and your little todger, would they now? Surely you mean, "Sex with two bisexual Swedish girls"?

F in "Pedantically touching myself" mode