Where's the mods?

[The Late, Great JC]

Well, I looked for a Christmas Nun on goodle but nothing was appropriate

Soooo I figure that nuns are married to God so by rights that makes them Jesus's step-mam & therefore Christmassy anyway. Good logic?

Hi Mum, how's Dad?

Sorry about not sending an Xmas card this year, been a bit busy, you know, changing water into wine and other miracles.

Looking forward to my Birthday tea.

Love,

JC

[The Late, Great JC]

Recipe is a closely guarded Poppins mother secret. She'd rip my heart out with a spoon if I published it. Nothing from a jar though, first time I've been responsible for making them' so they'll probably turn out like turds.

Just so long as they don't turn out like Fanny's...

[wobbegong]

There's only one drink to accompany a mince pie; ginger wine.

[NotAllThere]

I'm drinking coffee.

[cailin maith]

Hi Mum, how's Dad?

Sorry about not sending an Xmas card this year, been a bit busy, you know, changing water into wine and other miracles.

Looking forward to my Birthday tea.

Love,

JC

Well, you know how your father can be... smite this, smite that.

Don't worry about the Christmas card, just don't bring your washing home.

Oh and for goodness sake, take those pics of you and that slapper Mary off facebook or your father will smite you

Love Mum.

[MaryPoppins]

Well, it's a secret fantasy of "his" to replace his psycho girlfriends with you...

Not much of a secret, that one. Yeuch.

[minestrone]

There has been a mod presence on this board for the last two days.

[minestrone]

Crap, wrong login.

[MarillionFan]

Crap, wrong login.

You're banned for a week.

[MarillionFan]

Crap, wrong login.