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Let's have a party!
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh well. I've got Admin's log in and you are all toastMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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And as my first decree I pronounce that RC can use the word 'norks' whenever he likes.
The second is that norrahe's custom title shall be Emperess (as it's her birthday).
The third is ... now open to cash bids. Get in quick! (and bring a brown envelope)+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by AtW View Post+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh dear. Are you still clearing up?
On a plus side plenty of booze still left!Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View Post
On a plus side plenty of booze still left!+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostAnd as my first decree I pronounce that RC can use the word 'norks' whenever he likes.
We went out buying some odds 'n' sods for our holiday on Friday. Mrs RC needed a new strapless bra for a particular dress she has. She got one of the size she was, and it wasn't right, so had to get the specialist to determine her bra size now.
No wonder I don't get cold at night.
And that's telling you more than she'd thank me for. (But she can still get in the dress. Thankfully!)
Is it very wrong to fancy one's own Missus after 15 years of marriage?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View Postone very large hot toddy coming up
Cold (I'd call it flu, but I'm not a man) is now at the stage where only Southern Comfort will do...
Spoonful by spoonful, I'm sure it's cheaper than Benylin.Comment
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