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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    That's enough about what you're wearing today RC. What are these salopettes everyone is talking about?
    My hamster ate my salopettes.

    Anyway, what are you doing up? Did you wet the bed?
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      What are these salopettes everyone is talking about?
      The Shrewsbury Town cheerleaders.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
        The Shrewsbury Town cheerleaders.
        No, 'salopettes'.

        Not 'slapperettes'!

        "Salop + pets". Very good.
        Last edited by RichardCranium; 19 December 2010, 09:37.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #14
          do NOT consider hiring Cojak. It's worth paying 4x the price to avoid what happened to my mate. She forgot hers also and hired a pair from some dodgy ski shop, lawd knows why they hadnt been cleaned, deloused and fumigated properly. Ended up with more fleas than a camels bum she did, then they turned septic. Necrotising fasciitis - very nasty. Oh and dont drink the water.

          I'm just saying like.



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          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            My hamster ate my salopettes.

            Anyway, what are you doing up? Did you wet the bed?
            DS1 wet the bed. For my shame. At 18 months he should know better.

            Going to make him stand in the snow for an hour and then beat him with a wet branch from the Xmas tree.

            He'll learn this aint no house for bedwetters!
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              do NOT consider hiring Cojak. It's worth paying 4x the price to avoid what happened to my mate. She forgot hers also and hired a pair from some dodgy ski shop, lawd knows why they hadnt been cleaned, deloused and fumigated properly. Ended up with more fleas than a camels bum she did, then they turned septic. Necrotising fasciitis - very nasty. Oh and dont drink the water.

              I'm just saying like.



              You forgot to add, enjoy your hols.
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                DS1 wet the bed. For my shame. At 18 months he should know better.

                Going to make him stand in the snow for an hour and then beat him with a wet branch from the Xmas tree.

                He'll learn this aint no house for bedwetters!
                I don't know why, but:
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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