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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostYou know her then?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI hate pringles.
When's your bday?
18th - stuck on a runway in Farnborough for hours and eventually made the last train back to Glasgow to find out my parents had moved house that day and couldn't contact me. Met my sister at the railway station or I'd never have found out.
21st - Totally brilliant time, 3 of us had a joint bash.
30th - Can't remember so it must have been good.
40th - Another excellent time with friends and family, hired out a pub for the occasion.
50th - Staring at snow and posting shyte on here the most likely option...Comment
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostOh, my oven works just fine and I've got a ton of party food and booze to get through so not all bad
YOU ****** DIE NOW!!!
P.S. Had to grill pizza - anyone who feels missing out on this party don't...Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View Post50th - Staring at snow and posting shyte on here the most likely option...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostRetarded.
My oven does not work and I am having a small party...
You should have dropped me a line. I had sledges earlier with a built in Aga. Best of both worlds.
Sold now though.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostYOU DIE!
YOU ****** DIE NOW!!!
P.S. Had to grill pizza - anyone who feels missing out on this party don't...
a bit of a flop then Alexi ?
never mind. stand up we havnt got a sofa or an oven parties are always tricky
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostAre you going to open a Cliphead's 50th Birthday Party thread and invite us?Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
a bit of a flop then Alexi ?
never mind. stand up we havnt got a sofa or an oven parties are always tricky
It went all right, I guess I should thank really bad weather and Flash Gordon blu ray movie...Comment
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