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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWhat kind of nutter peeks round the bedroom door at 4:30am at your sleeping wife FFS
Then the missus came down in her nighty, with a loosly tied bathrobe and accused the other lady of 'peeking around the bedroom door;. There was a bit of a row, next thing, the pair of them are rolling around on the living room floor having a cat fight.
There was little I could do, it's not right for guys to get involved, plus there was no way I could restrain them without touching their 'naughty bits', so I withdrew to the corner of the room.
As they wrestled around, the wifes bathrobe came off completely, our guests blouse came unbuttoned and her brassier strap snapped, causing her 44dd boobs to flop out. As she got my wife in a scissor lock with her legs, I could see gentle heaving of her milky white breasts, as they swung freely, and the damp forehead as she perspired with the exhertion. As my wife struggled, in vain, to escape the meaty thighs of her captor, the thin fabric of our guests pants became torn, and it wasnt long before their two ,writhing, damp, luscious, naked muscular bodies writhed as one.
as suity says, what a night.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSimilar thing happened to me about a year ago. The missus and I were out on the town and we bumped into an old colleague. She was going through a rough time, and needed a shoulder to cry on, so she ended up coming back to our place for a beerio. The missus hit the sack, to let us chat over old times. Then this lady went up to the loo, came down and I got another drink ready.
Then the missus came down in her nighty, with a loosly tied bathrobe and accused the other lady of 'peeking around the bedroom door;. There was a bit of a row, next thing, the pair of them are rolling around on the living room floor having a cat fight.
There was little I could do, it's not right for guys to get involved, plus there was no way I could restrain them without touching their 'naughty bits', so I withdrew to the corner of the room.
As they wrestled around, the wifes bathrobe came off completely, our guests blouse came unbuttoned and her brassier strap snapped, causing her 44dd boobs to flop out. As she got my wife in a scissor lock with her legs, I could see gentle heaving of her milky white breasts, as they swung freely, and the damp forehead as she perspired with the exhertion. As my wife struggled, in vain, to escape the meaty thighs of her captor, the thin fabric of our guests pants became torn, and it wasnt long before their two ,writhing, damp, luscious, naked muscular bodies writhed as one.
as suity says, what a night.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSimilar thing happened to me about a year ago. The missus and I were out on the town and we bumped into an old colleague. She was going through a rough time, and needed a shoulder to cry on, so she ended up coming back to our place for a beerio. The missus hit the sack, to let us chat over old times. Then this lady went up to the loo, came down and I got another drink ready.
Then the missus came down in her nighty, with a loosly tied bathrobe and accused the other lady of 'peeking around the bedroom door;. There was a bit of a row, next thing, the pair of them are rolling around on the living room floor having a cat fight.
There was little I could do, it's not right for guys to get involved, plus there was no way I could restrain them without touching their 'naughty bits', so I withdrew to the corner of the room.
As they wrestled around, the wifes bathrobe came off completely, our guests blouse came unbuttoned and her brassier strap snapped, causing her 44dd boobs to flop out. As she got my wife in a scissor lock with her legs, I could see gentle heaving of her milky white breasts, as they swung freely, and the damp forehead as she perspired with the exhertion. As my wife struggled, in vain, to escape the meaty thighs of her captor, the thin fabric of our guests pants became torn, and it wasnt long before their two ,writhing, damp, luscious, naked muscular bodies writhed as one.
as suity says, what a night.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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