Favourite non-sweary swear word(s)

[RichardCranium]

Suityou. As in Richard Cranium you are such a Suityou.

Aw shucks! Thanks!

(BTW, I think most people are using this thread to post insults, rather than complements. But thanks anyway.)

[OwlHoot]

(BTW, I think most people are using this thread to post insults, rather than complements. But thanks anyway.)

Yeah, they're a right bunch of moobs

[MarillionFan]

Shut your bone box you betwattled hopper-arsed jackanapes

[MarillionFan]

Twiddle-poop (an effeminate-looking man) = RichardCranium
Hell cat(scolding woman) = Mary Poppins
Rusty guts(blunt surly person) = EternalOptimist
Sneaksby(a mean spirited man) = Minestrone

[mudskipper]

I rather like 'fundamental' as in TL's very educational post.

Go stick a radish up your fundamental.

[Cliphead]

I rather like 'fundamental' as in TL's very educational post.

Go stick a radish up your fundamental.

[TykeMerc]

Futtock
Trossachs
Armature
Flange (as someone else said)
Socket

No shortage of options really