Round end, runny yolk, butter soldiers, mmmmmmmmmm
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostI don't eat eggs either. Nothing to do with where they come from, they just taste and smell horrible.
It comes from the cloaca.. which is sort of like a one opening exit on birds that faeces, urine, sperm, and eggs come out of.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAlways used to laugh at my mate who said eggs came from chicken's bums. I actually didn't realise she is kind of right:
It comes from the cloaca.. which is sort of like a one opening exit on birds that faeces, urine, sperm, and eggs come out of."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostAnd cloaca is very close to kloak which, in some languages, mean sewer. Enjoy your eggPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostNow, doobab, where's the bacon?
The bacon is split across the two rolls. One has brown sauce and three slices, the other has just one slice, ketchup and ...
.. a fried egg.
That's your fault, doobab, thanks.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostUPDATE:
The bacon is split across the two rolls. One has brown sauce and three slices, the other has just one slice, ketchup and ...
.. a fried egg.
That's your fault, doobab, thanks.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostI was going to have boiled egg and soldiers for lunch, there's no bread, ARRGGHH!
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostI don't eat eggs either. Nothing to do with where they come from, they just taste and smell horrible.Comment
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