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    #11
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Budget is £5 - receiver is 20 year old girl

    Any ideas on what's hot this year?
    Assuming she's a munter

    Minger Top Trumps, Minger Power Cards, Power Cards, Top Trumps, Cards, Card, Card Game, Minger, Ming, Minga, Battle Card Game, Card Game Battle, Battle Cards, Minger Top Trumps

    Assuming she's a babe

    Cards - Kama Sutra Foreplay Cards

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      #12
      Lots of gifts on Play.com for a fiver:

      Home - Play.com (UK) - Free Delivery

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        #13
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
        excellent...
        The budget is £5 but if I can find something suitable for a bit more then I just won't tell anyone
        So you do want to do her then?

        £4.99

        Or if you don't want her to be too optimistic: £3.50

        NSFW.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          So you do want to do her then?

          £4.99

          Or if you don't want her to be too optimistic: £3.50

          NSFW.
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            #15
            If she works in HR get her an apron or a set of tea towels.
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #16
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              If she works in HR get her an apron or a set of tea towels.
              Or a sense of humanity, you can get those cheap these days
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #17
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                Or a sense of humanity, you can get those cheap these days
                Only if you buy in a bulk...

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                  #18
                  Over budget but actually quite classy.

                  linky

                  NSFW
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                    Lots of gifts on Play.com for a fiver:

                    Home - Play.com (UK) - Free Delivery
                    it would have to be

                    Designer Beaver: Magnetic Toy - Gadgets at Play.com (UK)
                    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                      #20


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                      The vegetarian option.

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