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    #11
    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Outstanding, no takers so far
    Area Code 0141 - Prefix 4162 - 0141 4162 Glasgow - Reverse Phone Lookup All Phone Numbers
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Just posted it on 4chan with a piccy of a sexy teen girl. Expect the phone to ring imminently!
      What are you doing with pictures of sexy teenage girls? Pornographer!
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #13
        Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
        Outstanding, no takers so far
        Do you want me to stick your mobile up as well?
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Do you want me to stick your mobile up as well?
          Which one?
          Me, me, me...

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            #15
            Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
            Which one?
            Oh. I didn't go looking that far. Just the muso one. Stick it on an X-Factor forum saying it's Simon Cowells?
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Oh. I didn't go looking that far. Just the muso one. Stick it on an X-Factor forum saying it's Simon Cowells?
              I get more production work than him

              Not quite as rich though but I don't have to babysit Subo
              Me, me, me...

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                #17
                Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                I get more production work than him

                Not quite as rich though but I don't have to babysit Subo
                Thought of you yesterday coupled with our Ashes win.

                Piss take Ashes winning song. A group of over the hill out of shape cricketers doing a dodgy Ashes winning song. For some reason had a Tops of the Pops moment with a dodgy Christmas hit!
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Thought of you yesterday coupled with our Ashes win.

                  Piss take Ashes winning song. A group of over the hill out of shape cricketers doing a dodgy Ashes winning song. For some reason had a Tops of the Pops moment with a dodgy Christmas hit!
                  Hmm, Plan C there...

                  What's the Ashes?
                  Me, me, me...

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                    Hmm, Plan C there...

                    What's the Ashes?
                    You don't need to know that bit. Let CUK write those lyrics, you do the catchy music.

                    It all started when I sent an Aussie friend this message

                    "Ricky Ponting, Ricky Ponting, Mike Hussey, Shane Warne,Kylie Minogue, Rolf Harris, Crocodile Dundee, Ned Kelly, Dame Edna Everage, Skippy your boys took one hell of a beating!"
                    Last edited by MarillionFan; 8 December 2010, 21:02.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      You don't need to know that bit. Let CUK write those lyrics, you do the catchy music.
                      That's a deal. I get publishing rights CUK gets sales.

                      I did actually play cricket in London and Suffolk to a good standard (was a fairly good all rounder)

                      Some day I'll learn the rules...
                      Me, me, me...

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