Kandr is not a sockie.... Discuss.

[kandr]

You shop in Waitrose, what was it before?

Somerfields or some low bro supermarket. BTW I have worked with one of the posters on here.

[Cliphead]

Somerfields or some low bro supermarket. BTW I have worked with one of the posters on here.

Fail.

What's the pub next door called?

[kandr]

Fail.

What's the pub next door called?

The Hilton, Bovine or something.

[Cliphead]

The Hilton, Bovine or something.

Another fail.

The nearest top quality Indian restaurant?

Hint: It's across the road

[kandr]

Another fail.

The nearest top quality Indian restaurant?

Hint: It's across the road

What is your wife like in bed?

[Cliphead]

What is your wife like in bed?

I don't have a wife, I use disposables.

You sir, are a fake.

[kandr]

I don't have a wife, I use disposables.

I'm sure you'll find one that isn't put off by your nappies one day, look at SY.

[Cliphead]

I'm sure you'll find one that isn't put off by your nappies one day look at SY.

Try some punctuation when posting, lack of or wrong use of does let one down.

[kandr]

Try some punctuation when posting, lack of or wrong use of does let one down.

That was low, going after ones punctuation is beyond the pale.

[Cliphead]

That was low, going after ones punctuation is beyond the pale.

Perhaps your wife next?