Santa needs help

[Santa]

Ho Ho Ho,

What a festive few weeks we've just had. Santa is getting very excited with the big day approaching, what with all those minced pies and glasses of sherry. Ho Ho Ho

I do have a small problem though that I thought I might ask if you would be kind enough to help me.

I need a reccommendation for a good Audio book for a middle aged man to listen to on his way to work, normally I would get one of my elves to do some research but right now they are all so busy wrapping up presents for you all that I do not want to disturb them.

I am very much looking forward to seeing all of your decorations, and do please remember to make sure all the dogs are suitably fed before I arrive, I wouldn't want them taking a liking to my leg now would I? Ho Ho Ho

Santa

[sasguru]

Fook orf you bore of a Santa.

[chef]

Very curious "Santa", I was just speaking to a friend about this yesterday and we came up with a few suggestions of which I've forgotten most but one that stood out was

- The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy

[Santa]

Fook orf you bore of a Santa.

Now now Sas, that's not a good way to treat your elders now is it?

Don't you remember I keep 2 lists? those who have been naughty and those who have been nice. Don't make me add your name to the naughty list again this year, I do so hate it when you cry on Christmas morning because you didn't get that Tonka toy you've always wanted.

[EternalOptimist]

Now now Sas, that's not a good way to treat your elders now is it?

Don't you remember I keep 2 lists? those who have been naughty and those who have been nice. Don't make me add your name to the naughty list again this year, I do so hate it when you cry on Christmas morning because you didn't get that Tonka toy you've always wanted.

you tell him santa.
list 1. people who think its important to be nice
list 2. people who think its nice to be important

[sasguru]

you tell him santa.
list 1. people who think its important to be nice
list 2. people who think its nice to be important

list 3. people who are neither.

[MarillionFan]

Dear Santa

I do not want anything for myself at Xmas but would like you to provide for the needy.

For Sasguru some faith
For Suityou some balls
For Gricerboy a train set
For EternalOptimist some deoderant
For Shaunbhoy a pair of six fingered gloves
For Zippy a book of word games
For Mary Poppins a voucher for Anne Summers
For Richard Cranium a contract
For Dimprawn a book on investing
For Minestrone a bottle of meths

and finally for Spod. Who can forget Spod. Mmmm. Difficult one this. Hufflepuff? Slytherin? No.

For Spod a sense of humour I think.

Thx

MF

[SupremeSpod]

Dear Santa

I do not want anything for myself at Xmas but would like you to provide for the needy.

For Sasguru some faith
For Suityou some balls
For Gricerboy a train set
For EternalOptimist some deoderant
For Shaunbhoy a pair of six fingered gloves
For Zippy a book of word games
For Mary Poppins a voucher for Anne Summers
For Richard Cranium a contract
For Dimprawn a book on investing
For Minestrone a bottle of meths

and finally for Spod. Who can forget Spod. Mmmm. Difficult one this. Hufflepuff? Slytherin? No.

For Spod a sense of humour I think.

Thx

MF

Uncommonly nice of you MF.

However your self imposed exile would be a better present.

[MarillionFan]

Uncommonly nice of you MF.

However your self imposed exile would be a better present.

Your wish...

[mudskipper]

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