I've managed to work only 35 1/2 hours this week and I really can't be arsed to do any more.
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We're Contractors because we are so Incredibly competent, we don't need to stretch ourselves for more than 2.5 hours per week.
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Zeity, I don't think ogling the lustee counts as workOriginally posted by zeitghostI've been here for 36 hours this week but I think about 2.5 of them count as "work".
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As a former contractor (and giant alien lizard) you will of course have retained the ability to be ultra productive despite being permied.Comment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostAs a former contractor (and giant alien lizard) you will of course have retained the ability to be ultra productive despite being permied.

What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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