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To warm you up on a winter's day!! (Probably NSFW!!)
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To warm you up on a winter's day!! (Probably NSFW!!)
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
Definitely NSFW, but made me laugh!Beer
is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin -
I still feel as cold as I did 2 minutes ago - did I miss something?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Classic Danish advertising.
I just look forward to their next campaign - what will they come up with?"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostClassic Danish advertising.
I just look forward to their next campaign - what will they come up with?
they drop a planeload of thirty-somethings over Holland wearing 'Big-knickers'. The Huns look up from their panzers and say - 'I think they have gone a Briget too far'
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