Sore Throat

**minestrone** · 22 November 2010, 13:45

Gargle with soluble asprin.

That spray you get in the chemist is better though.

**DimPrawn** · 22 November 2010, 13:50

Originally posted by chef View Post

What are the best remedies?

Kiss an immigrant.

**Paddy** · 22 November 2010, 13:51

Originally posted by chef View Post

What are the best remedies?

Don't swallow during oral sex.

**Platypus** · 22 November 2010, 13:51

Ultra Chloraseptic

Ultra Chloraseptic Throat Spray - 15 ml - Sore Throat

Plus 4-hourly paracetamol to minimise discomfort and keep your temperature down

**Troll** · 22 November 2010, 14:00

Emergency tracheotomy

HTH

**kandr** · 22 November 2010, 14:13

You need to ram down your throat a massive cock-

-tail of ibuprofen and paracetamol.

**norrahe** · 22 November 2010, 14:15

Tyrosets or strepsils.

But I find hot water with lemon juice and honey helps a lot.

**Troll** · 22 November 2010, 14:16

Originally posted by kandr View Post

You need to ram down your throat a massive cock-

-tail of ibuprofen and paracetamol.

thin ice m'lad

**kandr** · 22 November 2010, 14:20

Originally posted by Troll View Post

thin ice m'lad

What? It worked for gricerboy.

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