Robots - R2D2 or CP 3O

[Obiwan Kenobi]

Only a master of bum-scuttling, Jabberwocky.

The Farce is what gives a Shirt Lifter his power. It's a lubricant field created by all lascivious things. It moistens us and penetrates us. It binds the hands of kinky women together.

[sasguru]

You disgust me. You should be beheaded.

[Jabberwocky]

I felt a great disturbance in the JabberForce, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, it will soon see the end of all other bumlovers.

Turn to dark side, turn to the JabberForce.

[Churchill]

Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, it will soon see the end of all other bumlovers.

Turn to dark side, turn to the JabberForce.

You're mildly entertaining, but please, get a real job.

[Jabberwocky]

You're mildly entertaining, but please, get a real job.

I'd like to, really I would - but that you mean talking to someone more despicable, more disgusting, more vile, more repellent than you.

I speak of the abomination called DodgyAgent.

[EternalOptimist]

club rule 16.iv.3

I would like to invoke club rule 16.iv.3
'if any post raises the prospect of kinky women being bound by the wrist and abused, the thread originator shall be first in the queue'

motion carried

---stampede

[Obiwan Kenobi]

You can't win, Jabberwocky. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

[Jabberwocky]

Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your other gay friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your gay lover. So, you do have a gay lover. Your feelings have now betrayed him, too.

Darth Jabber

[DodgyAgent]

Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your other gay friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your gay lover. So, you do have a gay lover. Your feelings have now betrayed him, too.

Darth Jabber

You are reinforcing your stereotype

[Jabberwocky]

Today I am Mrs Wilberforce, a slightly dotty old lady. You may want to kill me, but I am invincible.