Reply to: Robots - R2D2 or CP 3O

[Jabberwocky]

Today I am Mrs Wilberforce, a slightly dotty old lady. You may want to kill me, but I am invincible.

[DodgyAgent]

Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your other gay friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your gay lover. So, you do have a gay lover. Your feelings have now betrayed him, too.

Darth Jabber

You are reinforcing your stereotype

[Jabberwocky]

Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your other gay friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your gay lover. So, you do have a gay lover. Your feelings have now betrayed him, too.

Darth Jabber

[Obiwan Kenobi]

You can't win, Jabberwocky. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

[EternalOptimist]

club rule 16.iv.3

I would like to invoke club rule 16.iv.3
'if any post raises the prospect of kinky women being bound by the wrist and abused, the thread originator shall be first in the queue'

motion carried

---stampede

[Jabberwocky]

You're mildly entertaining, but please, get a real job.

I'd like to, really I would - but that you mean talking to someone more despicable, more disgusting, more vile, more repellent than you.

I speak of the abomination called DodgyAgent.

[Churchill]

Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, it will soon see the end of all other bumlovers.

Turn to dark side, turn to the JabberForce.

You're mildly entertaining, but please, get a real job.

[Jabberwocky]

I felt a great disturbance in the JabberForce, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, it will soon see the end of all other bumlovers.

Turn to dark side, turn to the JabberForce.

[sasguru]

You disgust me. You should be beheaded.

[Obiwan Kenobi]

Only a master of bum-scuttling, Jabberwocky.

The Farce is what gives a Shirt Lifter his power. It's a lubricant field created by all lascivious things. It moistens us and penetrates us. It binds the hands of kinky women together.

[Jabberwocky]

I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. For too long you have been locked away stroking your light sabre. Now the circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master and your arse-banditry is at an end.

[Obiwan Kenobi]

I have something here for you Jabberwocky. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic gay crusade like your father did.

It's your father's vibrator. This is the weapon of a Shirt Lifter. Not as clumsy or as random as a fisting, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Shirt Lifters were the guardians of peace and rimming in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the prolapse.

[Jabberwocky]

I sense great fear in your words obiwan. Come over to the dark side of the JabberForce - it is much more fun - those pleasurebots take it in every orifice.

[Obiwan Kenobi]

You can go about your business. Move along

[The Master]

Oh

I always thought it was "these aren't the druids you're looking for"...