Scumbag Cyclists

[BdP]

07:08 from Southampton Airport. Train rammed. Some carriages have rooms for 3 bikes. 4-5 bikes piled on top of each other, sweaty idiot cyclists with their stupid lycra and stupid kid toys blocking the aisles, slowing my journey down to first class.

I'm going to start slashing the tyres. That'll learn them. If these degenerates really want to take their toys into London, then theys should either keep a bike at the terminus, or rent a Boris bike or a SWT Brompton. Then the spaces now occupied by their childish accotrements could be turned into seats so the proles do not clog up the gangways.

[Lockhouse]

I'm a cyclist on that route (though earlier), if you don't like it, drive.

[BdP]

I'm a cyclist on that route (though earlier), if you don't like it, drive.

Mmm - earlier, eh? Watch yer tyres, lycra boy ......

[gingerjedi]

Why not get on the 1st class carriage thus avoiding the need to walk passed said cycles?

HTH

[Paddy]

I don’t get the necessity for Lycra and being dressed as if to be a Tour de France competitor.
In Holland you see fat old ladies cycling on old cast iron bikes with no gears going 25mph.

[scooterscot]

What contractor gets up at that time in the morning?

[kandr]

One of my commutes I managed to get a fold down seat next to the bike hook thingy. Cleverly designed the seat could only be used if there were no bikes on the hook. At one stop 2 cyclists got on and said to me "This is for bikes can you move", so I said that I was already sitting here and this is a seat. Me and the wife have bikes and use them regularly to go around our area or shops, but we dont wear all the stupid gear or helmets etc, and we don't take them on trains, bit pointeless why have a bike then most of the journey sit on a train they are missing the point I think.

[shaunbhoy]

I'm going to start slashing the tyres. That'll learn them. If these degenerates really want to take their toys into London, then theys should either keep a bike at the terminus, or rent a Boris bike or a SWT Brompton. Then the spaces now occupied by their childish accotrements could be turned into seats so the proles do not clog up the gangways.

In all fairness, you are not really what "First Class" is all about. Would you not be better hanging onto the outside of the train like "your caste" do in India?

[BdP]

In all fairness, you are not really what "First Class" is all about. Would you not be better hanging onto the outside of the train like "your caste" do in India?

South Devon, eh? "Meet my wife and sister". Now, f**k off, there's a good chap...

[BdP]

What contractor gets up at that time in the morning?

A working one?