Originally posted by Lucifer Box
"To tell truth however the baby thing isn't working out too badly and the little man is growing on me. I'd once heard "having a baby" described as "like inviting an unemployed, selfish, incontinent, pyschopathic dwarf to come and live in your house" but so far it hasn't been too bad.
...My research so far indicates that…
1) The expression "sleeping like a baby" is completely misleading. Unless you mean, "wakes up every 2 hours screaming for nourishment"
2) The expression "smooth as a baby's arse" does stand up to empirical tests although, given the usual state of baby's nether regions it's not the sort of place you want to inspect and make comparisons with too often.
3) It really is easy to take candy from a baby. "


ere is the harm?
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