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ftfyOriginally posted by Troll View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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does he like films about gladiators and the correct use of curtains?
We need a winter holiday! have they forgot about us on Mumsnet yet?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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but if you own up to it surely that fixes you the 50% reduction. Could have been sent down for 10 and copped a plea - so to speak!Originally posted by zeitghostRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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No he didn't pay his council tax and over claimed JSA.Originally posted by kandr View Post
You only get 2 years for armed robbery see sentencing guidelines
Robbery: Sentencing Manual: Legal Guidance: The Crown Prosecution Service
4 for benefit fraud - see cases
Sentencing Manual Obtaining Services by Deception: Legal Guidance: The Crown Prosecution ServiceAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I think so. I still read the 'Am I Being Unreasonable' threads; keep a toe in like. At least I did, until my firewall here blocked it.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
There was a thread about how men wipe their bums which was ideal.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Is that "friends" in quotes?...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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with the face cloth and I knock the tagnuts off with her electric toothbrush - efficient and suprisingly enjoyable. her breath stinks like tulip though!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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