Kiddies parties

[filthy1980]

its not just the parties,

the "significant other" enorlled our 1 year old into swimming classes on @ 9:30 on a saturday morning, which would be ok if the plan is for each of us to take her alternate weeks, but noooooo, for the last 6 weeks someone can't be bothered to shave thier legs on a friday night so muggins has to jump up and down in 2ft of water miming along to kids songs i don't know the words too, and put up with stares from the other mom's in attendance, you can tell they are just thinking "pervert"

[gingerjedi]

its not just the parties,

the "significant other" enorlled our 1 year old into swimming classes on @ 9:30 on a saturday morning, which would be ok if the plan is for each of us to take her alternate weeks, but noooooo, for the last 6 weeks someone can't be bothered to shave thier legs on a friday night so muggins has to jump up and down in 2ft of water miming along to kids songs i don't know the words too, and put up with stares from the other mom's in attendance, you can tell they are just thinking "pervert"

I'd resent that, we take ours swimming which involves mum doing the baby bit whilst dad does 40 laps in the big pool.

[Clippy]

I'd resent that, we take ours swimming which involves mum doing the baby bit whilst dad does 40 laps in the big pool.

Jesus, are you bidding for the "CUK Dad of the Year Award" or summat?

[Gibbon]

???

Don't know what you're problem is. If it's a kiddies party it's the wifes duty to take them and leave her man to watch the sports.

That's what happens in my house.

That's a risky approach, when I was a weekend Dad kids parties were a fertile hunting ground for lonely single mums and attached ones who were sick of the other halves always watching sport etc. Many a shopping trip was spent in a travellodge for the afternoon!

[MarillionFan]

I'd resent that, we take ours swimming which involves mum doing the baby bit whilst dad does 40 laps in the big pool.

Fithy, they don't think you're a perv they think your a Saturday dad!

I took one of mine recently. Only bloke there!

[original PM]

my two little ones went to a party yesterday

they were picked up and dropped off!

it was magic 4 hours of peace which i used to sleep of my hangover

[filthy1980]

Fithy, they don't think you're a perv they think your a Saturday dad!

I took one of mine recently. Only bloke there!

see my first thoughts were "loada milf in swimming cosies - no worries )"

reality is a little different, fully of saggy boobs and cellulite

puts you right off

[Old Greg]

Jesus, are you bidding for the "CUK Dad of the Year Award" or summat?

It doesn't sound like it'll be much of a contest, although I think I'll give him a run for his money. What's the point of having kids if you don't want to spend your time with them?

[RichardCranium]

see my first thoughts were "loada milf in swimming cosies - no worries )"

reality is a little different, fully of saggy boobs and cellulite

puts you right off

Once you've got moobs as saggy as their boobs, and you can't see your budgie-smugglers for your beer belly, and nobody notices your cellulite because of your broken veins, then you'll be glad of the chance to oggle some milf.