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    #11
    its not just the parties,

    the "significant other" enorlled our 1 year old into swimming classes on @ 9:30 on a saturday morning, which would be ok if the plan is for each of us to take her alternate weeks, but noooooo, for the last 6 weeks someone can't be bothered to shave thier legs on a friday night so muggins has to jump up and down in 2ft of water miming along to kids songs i don't know the words too, and put up with stares from the other mom's in attendance, you can tell they are just thinking "pervert"

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      #12
      Originally posted by filthy1980 View Post
      its not just the parties,

      the "significant other" enorlled our 1 year old into swimming classes on @ 9:30 on a saturday morning, which would be ok if the plan is for each of us to take her alternate weeks, but noooooo, for the last 6 weeks someone can't be bothered to shave thier legs on a friday night so muggins has to jump up and down in 2ft of water miming along to kids songs i don't know the words too, and put up with stares from the other mom's in attendance, you can tell they are just thinking "pervert"
      I'd resent that, we take ours swimming which involves mum doing the baby bit whilst dad does 40 laps in the big pool.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #13
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        I'd resent that, we take ours swimming which involves mum doing the baby bit whilst dad does 40 laps in the big pool.
        Jesus, are you bidding for the "CUK Dad of the Year Award" or summat?

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          ???

          Don't know what you're problem is. If it's a kiddies party it's the wifes duty to take them and leave her man to watch the sports.

          That's what happens in my house.
          That's a risky approach, when I was a weekend Dad kids parties were a fertile hunting ground for lonely single mums and attached ones who were sick of the other halves always watching sport etc. Many a shopping trip was spent in a travellodge for the afternoon!
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            #15
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            I'd resent that, we take ours swimming which involves mum doing the baby bit whilst dad does 40 laps in the big pool.
            Fithy, they don't think you're a perv they think your a Saturday dad!

            I took one of mine recently. Only bloke there!
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              my two little ones went to a party yesterday

              they were picked up and dropped off!

              it was magic 4 hours of peace which i used to sleep of my hangover

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Fithy, they don't think you're a perv they think your a Saturday dad!

                I took one of mine recently. Only bloke there!
                see my first thoughts were "loada milf in swimming cosies - no worries )"

                reality is a little different, fully of saggy boobs and cellulite

                puts you right off

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                  Jesus, are you bidding for the "CUK Dad of the Year Award" or summat?
                  It doesn't sound like it'll be much of a contest, although I think I'll give him a run for his money. What's the point of having kids if you don't want to spend your time with them?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by filthy1980 View Post
                    see my first thoughts were "loada milf in swimming cosies - no worries )"

                    reality is a little different, fully of saggy boobs and cellulite

                    puts you right off
                    Once you've got moobs as saggy as their boobs, and you can't see your budgie-smugglers for your beer belly, and nobody notices your cellulite because of your broken veins, then you'll be glad of the chance to oggle some milf.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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