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Yes perfect, have a nice cool Peroni on me.Originally posted by Zippy View PostOK
Piss off the coven again and you'll live to regret it. Good enough?Comment
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Originally posted by kandr View PostJust kidding.
I am back though, lesson learnt.
WB - no hard feelings. Have another Peroni on me. <chink>Comment
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I thought you had banned him again just so that he REALLY learns his lessonOriginally posted by realityhack View PostHave another Peroni on me. <chink>
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No-one's quite as banned as you though eh, Alexei.Originally posted by AtW View PostI thought you had banned him again just so that he REALLY learns his lesson

I was thinking - it'd be funny if you actually got banned - no-one would know. They'd just think you're busy working on Total World Domination™Comment
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<chink> <chink>+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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Oh yes. Vol-au-vents most welcomeOriginally posted by realityhack View Post<chink>
Fancy a vol-au-vent?
Where did the host get to?
Did you eat all the twiglets?
I think the host is in the old Anderson shelter.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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No-one would darOriginally posted by realityhack View PostI was thinking - it'd be funny if you actually got banned - no-one would know.Comment
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I still see some of themOriginally posted by Zippy View PostI think the host is in the old Anderson shelter.
Found an old gas mask in my grannies.Comment
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