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    #31
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Do you still have the box your computer came in?
    Yeah why?

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      #32
      Originally posted by mango View Post
      Yeah why?
      I think I know what's going to happen here. I once worked on a helpdesk too.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #33
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        I think I know what's going to happen here. I once worked on a helpdesk too.
        Amazing, and now you earn the coin as a contractor? My plan is to end up at google in the states. I think they have the best programming environment. I aplied a few months ago but nothing yet, dont know if it got there.

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          #34
          Originally posted by mango View Post
          My plan is to end up at google in the states. I think they have the best programming environment. I aplied a few months ago but nothing yet, dont know if it got there.
          You could apply direct to work for Google in London. Their offices are very nice.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #35
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            You could apply direct to work for Google in London. Their offices are very nice.
            Ok good point, I want sure if the London one was just for sales people.

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              #36
              Originally posted by mango View Post
              Ok good point, I want sure if the London one was just for sales people.
              Here's a job for you. Apparently Google needs someone to optimise their web site.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #37
                Originally posted by mango View Post
                Yeah why?
                Oh, no particular reason. Just asking.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  I think I know what's going to happen here. I once worked on a helpdesk too.
                  Shame there's no 'innocently whistling' smiley.

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                    #39
                    You could start working for google as a volunteer to prove your value; why not start by going through the dictionary from A to Z, then pasting the words between " www." and " .com" in the adress bar on your browser? Write down the results in a sort of Samuel Johnson style, and send your manuscript in to HR; I'm sure they'll find work for you!
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by mango View Post
                      I want to be a programmer its been my dream since I was 36.
                      Can you recall your moment of revelation when this dream became clear to you? I wonder what prompted it?

                      What were you doing before then? It seems you're currently working in support. How do you enjoy that?

                      Just curious like.



                      EDIT: why not try this test and see if you're cut out to be programmer?
                      http://www.kent.ac.uk/careers/tests/computer-test.htm
                      Last edited by Platypus; 5 November 2010, 14:13.

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