CUK Urban Dictionary Project

[MaryPoppins]

I recently invented one called the 'Kipper Sundae'

Mrs EO gobbed me when I asked her to do it, so I need a volunteer to see if its practical. The volunteer needs to be female, randy as heck, (experience of nannying and rolled up brollies would be an advantage)

You rang?

[Old Greg]

Abuse of corporate email account

I may be on the bench but I am not joining the linkedin network of:

Tchut Nee "Chutney" Spune
IT Systems Oursourcing Consultant at National Health Service
United Kingdom

And I'm certainly not looking to see if there's a photo.

[EternalOptimist]

You rang?

The 'kipper sundae' - sl. orig - Bootle docks c1985

To wear a pair of nicks from monday to sunday, without washing or showering in the meantime, then putting them on your boyfriends head while he's asleep

also known as 'the bench mark for the skid mark'

[Old Greg]

Have just submitted 'gary glitterati'. Will update on progress.

[MaryPoppins]

The 'kipper sundae' - sl. orig - Bootle docks c1985

To wear a pair of nicks from monday to sunday, without washing or showering in the meantime, then putting them on your boyfriends head while he's asleep

also known as 'the bench mark for the skid mark'

You sure are optimistic, I'll give you that.

[MaryPoppins]

Have just submitted 'gary glitterati'. Will update on progress.

Definition?

[shaunbhoy]

The 'kipper sundae' - sl. orig - Bootle docks c1985

To wear a pair of nicks from monday to sunday, without washing or showering in the meantime, then putting them on your boyfriends head while he's asleep
also known as 'the bench mark for the skid mark'

That is the great thing about Merseyside. That you could do that and still actually HAVE a boyfriend.
That White Lightning Cider has a lot to answer for.

[Old Greg]

You sure are optimistic, I'll give you that.

Especially with his omission of an apostrophe in "boyfriends". Does he mean "boyfriend's" or "boyfriends'"? I am hoping the latter.

[Old Greg]

Definition?

Will provide a link when published. Really don't want this sent to LR yet, but nothing too bad.

[EternalOptimist]

That is the great thing about Merseyside. That you could do that and still actually HAVE a boyfriend.
That White Lightning Cider has a lot to answer for.

no, its still in the planning stage. are you up for it ? i could send you an SAE