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    #71
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Are you allowed to watch?
    Yeah but no crusty curtains

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      #72
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Everyone needs a hobby.
      Exactly - keeps a man of the straight and narrow.

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        #73
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Exactly - keeps a man of the straight and narrow.
        Straight's pretty dullsville, I've heard.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #74
          Originally posted by kandr View Post
          Yeah but no crusty curtains
          Is that a euphemism?

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            #75
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            Is that a euphemism?
            Yeah, there is a classic thread on here, funniest ever, about a guy and some curtains.

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              #76
              Originally posted by kandr View Post
              Yeah what if your wife is banging 5 men as you walk in after a 10 hour shift.
              After a 10-hour-shift, be glad you don't have to join in.

              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Straight's pretty dullsville, I've heard.
              You like to mix it up a bit do you MP? You get more interesting by the week.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #77
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                After a 10-hour-shift, be glad you don't have to join in.

                You like to mix it up a bit do you MP? You get more interesting by the week.
                Thats is true.

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  After a 10-hour-shift, be glad you don't have to join in.
                  That's where I agree with you - the last thing I'd want after 10 hours shift is to get banged by 5 men who just got bored of my wife...

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    That's where I agree with you - the last thing I'd want after 10 hours shift is to get banged by 5 men who just got bored of my wife...
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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