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Beards and shaving
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Funnily enough I find the blue double-bladed bics do a good job. But when I once tried a yellow bic it cut my face to ribbons! Maybe different blade spacings and angles suit different skin types.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here -
Perhaps you're just hideously ugly and they are suggesting it to be kindOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI have been told, by a couple of women friends, that I suit a beard.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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And, I believe, the hair on their head was kept sufficiently short that it could not be grasped by an enemy.Originally posted by Gonzo View PostThe ancient Romans were clean-shaven. They saw it as a mark of civilization that set them above the barbarians that they conquered.
The Old Bill do that today.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Yep. Using soap as the shavnig lubricant stops you getting a shaving rash, too.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostSoap works for shaving too?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Do you have any to shave?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDoes anyone shave their balls?
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What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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WHy?Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Nope. They feel it makes me look "distinguished", in a sort of Trevor Eve meets Captain Birds Eye kind of way.Originally posted by Troll View PostPerhaps you're just hideously ugly and they are suggesting it to be kind
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Well I had a half hearted go with shaving with a yellow bic, sans water or other lubricants, today and the results are as follows: I just tried on the neck, which is probably the easiest place second only to below the sideburns, and this worked okay. I didn't attempt the chin area as the stubble was a bit too long. No doubt the moustache area would have been a pain, literally. It is possibly a possible possibility with lesser stubble and a sharp razor, but at this point I whipped out the electric shaver and was done with it.Comment
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