If you want an aphrodisiac take a gram of ching. The Rogano oyster bar in Glasgow used to be famous for oysters and ching, half an hour in there and yer trouser tent must have been enough for two six foot marines to sleep in.
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Tried Oysters for the first time this weekend
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Originally posted by kandr View PostIf you look at an oyster shell from the front it looks like a vagina. Hence the horn effect...I think.
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Originally posted by kandr View PostAre they expensive? Maybe its implied that as you bought them for dinner you have entered into a contract of guaranteed sex, something no implicit with a Big Mac.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
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It is a myth that Oysters are an aphrodisiac. It's part of greek mythology.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by kandr View PostAre they expensive? Maybe its implied that as you bought them for dinner you have entered into a contract of guaranteed sex, something no implicit with a Big Mac.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostOop North, I've heard that a Big Mac does in fact imply just that.
If you had you'd know that Fish and Chips and a can of Vimto is the northern aphrodisiac.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
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Originally posted by kandr View PostAre they expensive? Maybe its implied that as you bought them for dinner you have entered into a contract of guaranteed sex, something no implicit with a Big Mac.
That was the restaurant I ate an oyster and got crabs.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
If you had you'd know that Fish and Chips and a can of Vimto is the northern aphrodisiac.
Oysters. Bleck.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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