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Originally posted by Troll View PostI too once climbed a coconut tree albeit wearing flip-flopsComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostI too once climbed a coconut tree albeit wearing flip-flopsWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostFlip flops are no good for climbing trees. They have no laces that can be used to tie around your ankles and shin up the tree with, until they snap half way up and leave you stranded. Bear Grylis leaves out the latter part. In his world shoe laces can support a man up a coconut tree.
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How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostMy coconut tree wag 60 degrees to the vertical on the Île du Diable..which i think helped
this might be a piccy of it
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostIn his world shoe laces can support a man up a coconut tree."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostThat's because, in his world, shoelaces are made of paracord.Comment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostMy coconut tree wag 60 degrees to the vertical on the Île du Diable..which i think helped
this might be a piccy of it
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostThis folks is being quoted as a classic AtW reply.
Not only do you fail get the correct answer because you miss digest the point of the question, you don't even post a valid answer.
It classic AtW reply.
Which on other words is a "real life common sense solution to an imaginary problem".
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P.S. I knew it was a trick question and was tempted to answer it as "machine gunner" however it occurred to me that in this unique situation all animals (even squirrel) would do their best to get the banana, so they'd line up and a good sniper would have the best chance of getting it - of course the first shot would have to be at the stupid machine gunner who thinks he'd get the bananaComment
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