I would like to get rid of my shop manager

[MarillionFan]

In a few months, you'll be posting about how you are being done for unfair dismissal.

If you want to get rid - get some proper advice - CUK doesn't count.

I plan to. My name at Wilsmmmmmmsllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Wodewick]

Anyway. I would like to quash this 'MF punches people' meme once and for all.

This all stems back to a few incidents in the 90's when I first started posting on CUK (bite me Nick)

So to clarify, yes, I once had a fight with a colleague over a girl, yes I once had a half a dozen or so punchs up in clubs/pubs just before I went contracting,
yes, I once pinned an IT director against the wall by his throat shouting at me, yes I once got into an argument with a colleague on a contract in Ipswich which resulted me in 'having a word',
yes at the same contract I had a punch up with a DBA, yes I once got arrested in the Grand Hotel in Brighton for a fight, yes I've told a few colleagues to f off, yes I did threaten to throw a colleague out of a first floor window
and lastly yes I did wheel a colleague around on his chair.

So if the truth be known, I haven't punched or abused any colleagues for at least 24 months.

So can we drop this meme now it's getting tired.

Sorry MF! I didn't realise it was such a baseless accusation!

[MarillionFan]

PS Is that where you sell those famous Football Coasters made from Italian Wall Tiles for just £20? If so, I'd sack your SEO specialist too.

What team do you want?

They're going online next week!

[cailin maith]

yes I've told a few colleagues to f off, yes I did threaten to throw a colleague out of a first floor window

Sheesh - that's everyday for me

I plan to. My name at Wilsmmmmmmsllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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[AtW]

Quite - What about women sockies?

No women, no children.

[shaunbhoy]

No women, no children.

Chin up AtW. There's still time!!

[conned tractor]

Anyway. I would like to quash this 'MF punches people' meme once and for all.

This all stems back to a few incidents in the 90's when I first started posting on CUK (bite me Nick)

So to clarify, yes, I once had a fight with a colleague over a girl, yes I once had a half a dozen or so punchs up in clubs/pubs just before I went contracting,
yes, I once pinned an IT director against the wall by his throat shouting at me, yes I once got into an argument with a colleague on a contract in Ipswich which resulted me in 'having a word',
yes at the same contract I had a punch up with a DBA, yes I once got arrested in the Grand Hotel in Brighton for a fight, yes I've told a few colleagues to f off, yes I did threaten to throw a colleague out of a first floor window
and lastly yes I did wheel a colleague around on his chair.

So if the truth be known, I haven't punched or abused any colleagues for at least 24 months.

So can we drop this meme now it's getting tired.

That's one hell of a CV, I must say i'm impressed. What was the question?

[SupremeSpod]

That's one hell of a CV, I must say i'm impressed. What was the question?

When will he learn to control his emotional responses?

With regards to one hell of a CV, it just goes to show how much of a juvenile bully he is. I blame his parents. Well his mother really as his father could be one of many.

[EternalOptimist]

Why not organise a line of CUKers outsised the shop.

The first one goes in to complain about his dead parrrot, the second tries to buy four Candles, the third thinks its a cheese emporium, next is a drunk who isnt sure if its blockbusters or a chippy and ends up asking for a fish called Wanda (I'll do that one) etc etc.

she'll be gone by the end of the day

[mudskipper]

What team do you want?

They're going online next week!

Farnborough Town FC?