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Greetings from the fireside arm chair

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    #11
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Oh, and I nearly forgot, Here's my contribution...

    <puts case of Bolly under the table>
    It's called Brolly and has a Netto label on it.
    Still mixed with a dash of absinthe I imagine it would be most palatable.
    Come back suity!

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      #12
      Gissa job
      Gissa job

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        #13
        Is this sockie operated by the owner of the gricer sockie?

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          #14
          Originally posted by RowleyBirkinQC View Post
          It's called Brolly and has a Netto label on it.
          Still mixed with a dash of absinthe I imagine it would be most palatable.
          Sshhhhhh! Don't tell 'em - I was going to bring it out when everyone was already well gone, they might not have noticed.
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #15
            Tssk, Tssk. Fancy relying on us still working to bring the decent stuff. Here's to retirement (downs a snifter of Cognac).

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              #16
              Afraid I must decline your offer of a little drinky. Strap a keg on my back, put a tube into my gob, and lets make it a big drinky
              woo hoo



              (\__/)
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              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                Sshhhhhh! Don't tell 'em - I was going to bring it out when everyone was already well gone, they might not have noticed.
                Oh

                <chink>
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                  #18
                  Greetings, greetings.

                  We have a little ritual we undertake. No doubt at Public School we would call it a roasting.

                  Here we like to place a poster in a barrell and you can rodger them senseless. Probably a little like you did with Caruthers down in the boys common room.

                  Well young Suityou will be taking that honour. You may already know him. Be gentle with him he breaks easily.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    ... We have a little ritual we undertake. No doubt at Public School we would call it a roasting. ...
                    Scorchio.
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Greetings, greetings.

                      We have a little ritual we undertake. No doubt at Public School we would call it a roasting.

                      Here we like to place a poster in a barrell and you can rodger them senseless. Probably a little like you did with Caruthers down in the boys common room.

                      Well young Suityou will be taking that honour. You may already know him. Be gentle with him he breaks easily.
                      We'll need to get him drunk first. I'll open another bottle.

                      This carpet wasn't expensive was it?
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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