Unsettling story

[RichardCranium]

I have an ice axe under my bed. I don't know how a Dutch judge would view my using it to defend myself and Lady Tester against someone breaking in, but I suspect I'd be in some trouble.

Unless the intruder is a Communist, in which case you'll be fine.

Or in Merseyside, where it is a weapon of choice, which brings us back on-topic.

[Mich the Tester]

Unless the intruder is a Communist, in which case you'll be fine.

Or in Merseyside, where it is a weapon of choice, which brings us back on-topic.

If only young Mr Walker had had an ice axe, he might have been able to improve the human gene pool by getting rid of both of those inbred pieces of tulipe.

[RichardCranium]

If only young Mr Walker had had an ice axe, he might have been able to improve the human gene pool by getting rid of both of those inbred pieces of tulipe.

Oh, don't start that old "ice axes don't kill people, people do" argument again, pur-lease. Just 'cos Stalin got away with it...