Shall I break the bloody cupboard open?

[Mich the Tester]

grrr...

Woman with high pitched voice has come in the room for the fifth time today asking for the key for the cupboard in my office. First time I was in a meeting which she royally disturbed by yapping with her colleague; now four more times, complaining 'somebody has locked the cupboard and taken away the key', and asking me, again, if I have the key. I am trying to remain polite. I do not have the key and have never used the cupboard. But I might just kick the f**king cupboard open anyway; does the panel think this would stop her?

[alreadypacked]

grrr...

Woman with high pitched voice has come in the room for the fifth time today asking for the key for the cupboard in my office. First time I was in a meeting which she royally disturbed by yapping with her colleague; now four more times, complaining 'somebody has locked the cupboard and taken away the key', and asking me, again, if I have the key. I am trying to remain polite. I do not have the key and have never used the cupboard. But I might just kick the f**king cupboard open anyway; does the panel think this would stop her?

Sorry, I'll come back later when you put your pants back on

[Mich the Tester]

Sorry, I'll come back later and help you put your pants back on

ready and waiting!

[wobbegong]

grrr...

Woman with high pitched voice has come in the room for the fifth time today asking for the key for the cupboard in my office. First time I was in a meeting which she royally disturbed by yapping with her colleague; now four more times, complaining 'somebody has locked the cupboard and taken away the key', and asking me, again, if I have the key. I am trying to remain polite. I do not have the key and have never used the cupboard. But I might just kick the f**king cupboard open anyway; does the panel think this would stop her?

She's attention seeking, Mich. Probably wants you to "kick her doors in".

[Clippy]

grrr...

Woman with high pitched voice has come in the room for the fifth time today asking for the key for the cupboard in my office. First time I was in a meeting which she royally disturbed by yapping with her colleague; now four more times, complaining 'somebody has locked the cupboard and taken away the key', and asking me, again, if I have the key. I am trying to remain polite. I do not have the key and have never used the cupboard. But I might just kick the f**king cupboard open anyway; does the panel think this would stop her?

No, but an MF upper cut might.

You might want to clear your desk beforehand though.

[Mich the Tester]

She's attention seeking, Mich. Probably wants you to "kick her doors in".

She's a right minger.

[wobbegong]

She's a right minger.

In that case invite her to clear her throat some distance hence (far cough).

[MarillionFan]

Go get 'em tiger.

[Mich the Tester]

Go get 'em tiger.

I can't watch films here. Laptop is at home to save weight in suitcase.