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    #1

    What's your excuse?

    ...or "WAT IS UW EXCUUS?" in Dutch.

    As part of a better driving compaign here there are billboards along the motor-ways asking "what's your excuse for driving on the left?", i.e. in the over-taking lane all the time, with various rhetorical questions making fun of people doing so.

    My favourite is "Want uw voorouders zijn Engels?'' (because your grand-parents are English?).

    So what's your excuse?
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    Because I'm doing 260km/h and you can't!
    “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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      Originally posted by darmstadt
      Because I'm doing 260km/h and you can't!
      ..and if I slows down the police behind will hit me

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        #4
        Because I drive a Nova and have just watched 2 Fast 2 Furious and think it's real.
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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