The best of Bob 'quotes' thread

[mudskipper]

Namaste,

Please provide inputs

Is working fine. Hence not a defect.

Require to verify.

Awaiting updation.

[MaryPoppins]

I'm not sure there is such a language as Indian? Aren't there about 30 odd languages/dialects to choose from?

edit: having said that though MP, I do agree with your sentiments.

Ha. I know, I just assumed this thread was dedicated to 'em all.

[MaryPoppins]

you sure?
I thought that meant this week

'next to next week' does seem to mean the week after next. It kind of makes sense when you think about it. Ish.

[Zippy]

"Is working fine. Hence not a defect" is one I encountered often. It lead to many arguments (I think they thought they could outfox me - they were wrong).

[rhubarb]

Received only a couple of weeks back

"Sorry for the incontinence".

[mudskipper]

"Is working fine. Hence not a defect" is one I encountered often. It lead to many arguments (I think they thought they could outfox me - they were wrong).

Not arguments, discussions. Usually resulting in a CR. And swearing.

[Sysman]

Received only a couple of weeks back

"Sorry for the incontinence".

How appropriate

[lightng]

An ex-colleague of mine recently had one IT department of his in-sourced (if that's the word) back to the north-east office . He said it took him a good four years to understand the quirks and cadence of indian-english and was expecting about the same amount of time to adjust to geordie-english.

Apologies to any geordies out there