Clueless Mortgage NOBBERS !

[lukemg]

Set to pay my current mortgage off 10 years early, got 200k equity to chuck in the pot for the next property and 100k in a warchest. Mortgage nobber - sorry, that doesn't count any more I need to see your business accounts and a minimum 12 month contract would be required.
YOU NOBBERS, I am the perfect mortgage applicant, you think some desk jockey permie a month away from getting chopped is a better prospect !!
Where is self-cert when I need it !

[Troll]

Set to pay my current mortgage off 10 years early, got 200k equity to chuck in the pot for the next property and 100k in a warchest. Mortgage nobber - sorry, that doesn't count any more I need to see your business accounts and a minimum 12 month contract would be required.
YOU NOBBERS, I am the perfect mortgage applicant, you think some desk jockey permie a month away from getting chopped is a better prospect !!
Where is self-cert when I need it !

Real Contractors pay cash

Seriously - is this the right time to be getting a mortgage?

[MaryPoppins]

Set to pay my current mortgage off 10 years early, got 200k equity to chuck in the pot for the next property and 100k in a warchest. Mortgage nobber - sorry, that doesn't count any more I need to see your business accounts and a minimum 12 month contract would be required.
YOU NOBBERS, I am the perfect mortgage applicant, you think some desk jockey permie a month away from getting chopped is a better prospect !!
Where is self-cert when I need it !

Are you going through Contractor Money?

[MarillionFan]

Turn up to the Xmas do. We'll have a whip round.

The spare change alone should get you another 200k.

[lukemg]

Are you going through Contractor Money?

It certainly looks like it, thought I would give existing supplier (1.25% current rate and offset facility) a go first as they repeatedly mention how 'portable' the mortgage is if you want to move.
Market looks a bit shaky currently but it will be next spring before anything happens so hopefully a 40% drop before then to lower the step up !
I only wanted to know how much they will give me - k'all by the looks of things.

[Bunk]

Turn up to the Xmas do. We'll have a whip round.

The spare change alone should get you another 200k.

Oi! That was going to cover the bar tab!!

[norrahe]

Oi! That was going to cover the bar tab!!

And what about everyone else drinks?

[Bunk]

And what about everyone else drinks?